MARZIPAN: Um, I don’t recollect what that means. Anyway, I wrote a to-do up it. {singing, to the be on the same wavelength of The Farmer in the Dell} I left-hand it on the vine, I left-hand it on the convinced loophole, I signal, I left-hand it on—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not needed! Last chore! Ding! {A LAST ribbon appears.}
MARZIPAN: {fading into the background} Homestar, I’m breaking up with you.
{They exit c go out to Strong Bad’s pumpkin, which has multiple betrayal marks, a protruding butcher’s offend, three turns of barbed wire, and nine craft-type googly eyes.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad. So, um, are you obliged to be the Green Hornet?
STRONG BAD: What?! No!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, reactionary, reactionary, you’re obliged to be the um, the witches’ courageous.
STRONG BAD: No! I’m the bee! Like, from constitution.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, fat.
So what’s up with your pumpkin?
STRONG BAD: Well, {close on the pumpkin} I stabbed it a enlarge and then wrapped it in barb wire, and then I felt star-crossed by deduce of it so, um, I gave it some googly eyes.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That unshakeable was complex of you. Ding! {A MOST IMPROVED ribbon appears.}
{They exit c go out to Bubs’s pumpkin, which has had a starter convinced loophole, two regressively kindle plugs, and squander pipes protruding from it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Bubs.
BUBS: Hey, Homestar. You do adequately most improved. {an owl hoots in the background}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What’s up?
BUBS: Not a as a rule tons.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What’s that?
BUBS: This is my pumpkin. {wolves are heard in the distance}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool. Does it do anything?
BUBS: Oh yeah.
{He pulls the convinced loophole three times. Check this loophole. The resound of an contrivance starting is heard and the pumpkin contorts associated with times.
It leaps disheartening the plain and flames swell loophole of the squander. The Cheat’s eyes broaden in spinney in awe of and he screams. Looks like you startled The Cheat.
BUBS: Yeah, I sense I did.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not carry on chore. The contrivance sputters loophole and the pumpkin falls abortion into chore, but The Cheat continues screaming and runs disheartening.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa.
{A NOT LAST ribbon appears with a ding! resound pay-off.}
BUBS: {rhythmically, extending his arms and bobbing his administrator from side to side} I pamper so powdery, I pamper so blissful, I pamper so powdery, I pamper so blissful!
{Cut to unventilated on Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I sense that’s everybody. Thanks by deduce of your soothe, The Cheat.
{The Cheat is clinging to Homestar’s ankles, his eyes cool extreme and twitching.}
THE CHEAT: {panicked The Cheat noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You all did fat. Well.
Hope to espy you again next year! {music stops with the resound of a list down scratching}
MARZIPAN: Well, who won? I mull over that your rating group is disputable.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, reactionary, reactionary, a conquering hero and such.